Dirty Little Secret

A mysterious guest named Good Clean Fun announced on Friday a new custom exclusive to be distributed to select members of the Minimate forums. The exclusives will address a long taboo subject among Minimate collectors. Specifically, it will address the fact that Minimate collectors do not bathe.

The new exclusives are Minimates that have been completely encased within a bar of soap. The mysterious guest explained he wanted to “give something back to a big group of people that give so much to everyone including myself”. No other gift can better address the dirty little secret of Minimate collectors. At a minimum, it is speculated that collectors will clean their hands as they attempt to remove the soap from the entombed Minimate.

It should be noted that this is not the first attempt to get Minimate collectors to address their hygiene problems. In 2003 ADV Films released the Otaku Bar, which contained a 3” Minimate inside a bar of clear soap.