Supervillains Beat JP1000 Mercilessly

Without the heroes from Minimate Headquarters to keep them in check, the supervillains ran wild today attacking anyone in their path. Their lone victim appeared to be JP1000, who was beaten without mercy for several hours.

Despite his agonizing shrieks of pain, the supervillains appeared to enjoy the assault on JP1000.

“I’m not certain what it is about him,” mused Juggernaught, “but he has such a satisfying crunch when you pound on him. Kicking, stomping, headbutting – it’s all really enjoyable. You just don’t want to stop.”

Added Rhino, “I figured he wouldn’t be much fun to bite, but it turns out that’s a lot of fun too. Later this afternoon Sandman is going to come over, and we’re gonna to burn him and stab him. I’m really looking forward to it.”

With the heroes of Minimate Headquarters trapped by Magneto in a metal cage, JP1000’s gut wrenching moans go unanswered.