Monday, March 27, 2006


Thank you for enjoying Minimate Headquarters at We have moved to a brand new location.

Please update your links with our new address:


I will keep the old gallery up for a short time, but then it will all come crashing down. Try out the new gallery.

Sunday, March 26, 2006


After Magneto fled Minimate Headquarters, the Board of Directors was forced to make a tough decision regarding their future at that location.

Professor X explains the situation:

“Magneto trashed the place. While we were locked up in prison, he partied non-stop. Keggers, frat parties, Barry Manilow concerts - you name it. Magneto did it all and completely destroyed this place. Our liquor is gone and our home is wrecked.

“We could clean the place up. We could rebuild. We could restore the glory that was once Minimate Headquarters. But seriously, have we ever done anything like that ourselves? Sadly, no.

“Because we are unable to hire engineer Minimates or janitor Minimates, the Board has decided to just pick up and move to a new place. Now gather your things and head over to:


Thank you, and see you soon at the new place!”

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Minimate Headquarters Saved!

JP1000, Fake Gold Spidey, and Prototype 401K Man were stunned to discover today that Minimate Headquarters had already been saved.

“What the?!?!” exclaimed JP1000 as he held up the spring he’d been carrying. “I just traveled thousands of miles to find this spring and free these heroes. What is going on here?!?!”

“Ryu saved us,” cooed Batgirl. “Isn’t he dreamy?”

“He’s soooo handsome,” said Black Cat in a seductive voice. “I wonder if he has a girlfriend?”

“Look at his powerful biceps,” gushed Storm. “He was able to free us with one little Hadouken to the lock!”

“This isn’t fair!” screamed JP1000. “That stupid monkey knew Ryu was going to show up and free everyone. That’s why he did this!”

“Now how am I going to get any friends?” exclaimed Fake Gold Spidey with sadness. “I thought finding the spring would make me popular …”

“Ah, there you are my lovely little creation,” beamed Dr. Richards as he approached JP1000. “Bruce and I were wondering when we’d be able to get back to our science work. We lost a lot of good research time while stuck in prison. We will have to double our efforts to make up for it!”

Friday, March 24, 2006

Lego Monkey Surrenders

After an exhausting months-long chase, JP1000 and his friends finally caught up with the Lego Monkey. The Lego Monkey had been pursued relentlessly for his metal spring, which could open the cage holding the heroes from Minimate Headquarters.

“He’s finally given up!” exclaimed an excited JP1000. “The spring is ours!”

“I’ll finally have loads of friends!” announced friend Fake Gold Spidey. “Everyone will love me now that I’m a hero!”

“I’ll finally get my wish and I’ll be painted as an official Minimate!” cried the gray Prototype 401K Man. “Hurrah!”

“I knew he would eventually give up,” sneered JP1000. “That monkey’s nothing more than a Surrender Frenchman.”

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Evil Ryu!

Exclusives for sale! I managed to get my hands on a few extra.
If you want them, send me an email at Or send me a PM (email is easier/faster to reach me).

The price will be $15.99 each plus shipping. Proceeds are going to pay the monthlies for MMHQ version 2.

I have a very very limited number, so first pay, first serve. Contact me with your address and I will respond with a total and payment instructions.

SideBar Moved?

I woke up this morning and noticed the Sidebars on most Blogger websites have moved to the bottom of the web pages. I don't know if this is a display problem on my PC, or if something happened globally to Blogspot. If you have display problems, post a comment here.

I am researching ...

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Stay Tuned!

Minimate Headquarters will return this Friday, March 24th! Stay tuned!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Darth Vader For Sale

I'm putting up Darth Vader for sale. He will list at 7:00 p.m. PST today, Friday March 10th. You will be able to search for "custom minimates".

This little guy is up for sale on Ebay. You can bid on him here.

Happy bidding! All monies from this sale will go to paying for the new, upgraded Minimate Headquarters. Please give this evil one a great home!