The Terror of Frosty

JP1000 and Fake Gold Spidey faced their most ruthless foe today when they encountered the dreaded Frosty the Christmas Decoration.

“Eeeeyaaaa,” screamed Fake Gold Spidey. “Who still has Christmas decorations out this late. For the love of humanity, it’s almost February!”

“Escape while you can,” yelled JP1000. “There’s no telling what he’s capable of doing at this point.”

Fake Gold Spidey cried in pain, “His eyes, his terrible eyes. They burn with hatred and loathing. We must leave this place and never return.”