Lowest Temperature Threshold To Be Tested

Dr. Bruce Banner, one of the lead scientists for the Minimate Institute of Research (M.I.R.), announced plans today to test the lowest possible threshold of temperature that a minimate can withstand. “Dr. Reed Richards and I have modified our cooling unit to drop the temperature to absolute zero. As the temperature drops to its lowest possible point, we will observe JP1000, who will be locked inside. We will be measuring how long it takes to freeze him solid.”

Dr. Richards added, “Bruce and I have a gentleman’s wager on this one. Bruce is certain JP1000’s extremities will shatter before freezing entirely solid. I’ve calculated that he will freeze solid, then immediately shatter. Either way, we are certain to have our answer sometime tomorrow afternoon.”