Situation Worsens For Imprisoned Heroes

The situation worsened today for the imprisoned heroes of Minimate Headquarters. Captured by Magneto, all of the heroes from Minimate Headquarters have been jailed inside a dark cage for two months.

Some heroes have faired better than others during the captivity. Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, is himself an ex-con.

“I did some hard time,” acknowledged The Punisher. “So I know how to handle being in the joint. You need to make allies fast and watch your back even faster.” Turning to face a shaking Peter Parker, who stood at attention nearby, Punisher yelled, “Now clean my boots you filthy maggot. With your tongue.”

“Yes, sir!” answered a submissive Parker as he dropped to the floor.

Some heroes found themselves having to cope with the pain of isolation. “Hey man,” asked a visibly shaking Nightwing to a passing Human Torch. “You got any rock? Don’t be holding out on me, man.”

Fights have broken out with increasing frequency. The last fight pitted Superman against Professor Xavier and Daredevil. The fight finally ended when Batgirl implored Superman to “stop picking on those poor cripples.”

“What am I doing?” exclaimed a shocked Superman. “I am so ashamed!”