The Harder They Fall

[Here is a little something to take the edge off. Excitement and anticipation has been running too high with all of the recent Minimate news! -JP]

“Wow. Not only did you fall off the candle, but you bounced off the table and fell to the floor!” laughed Fake Gold Spidey as he looked down upon the crumpled body of JP1000.

Prototype 401k Man, who stood beside him, asked, “Did something cause you to fall, JP1000?”

“Shut up, both of you,” mumbled JP1000. He had attempted to retrieve a special spring from the top of a giant blue candle, but instead fell hundreds of mini-feet after the spring was grapped by a monkey. The spring would open the metal cage trapping all of the heroes from Minimate Headquarters. “We need to capture that stupid monkey.”

“Well, this shouldn’t be to hard. After all, it’s just an innocent little monkey. How hard could this be?” Fake Gold Spidey asked rhetorically.

[Just wait until tomorrow, Fakerman! -JP]