Bananas!

Three would-be-saviors of Minimate Headquarters were smashed Friday by a giant yellow banana dropped from a remote controlled machine. The saviors – JP1000, Fake Gold Spidey, and Prototype 401k Man – had cornered a monkey who held the key to their success. The saviors approached to retrieve the spring that would unlock the cage holding the heroes of Minimate Headquarters when the banana came crashing down on their heads.

“Why can’t I catch a break?” moaned JP1000 as he struggled to free himself from the large fruit. “When I get my hands on that little monkey …”

“I guess we figured out what the monkey’s remote was for,” commented Prototype 401k.

Somewhere in the distance, a radio played, “Your [bleep] is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s …”