Saved By The Prototype!

Yesterday our heroes, JP1000 and Fake Gold Spidey, were trapped in Karaoke hell by the terrible sound of a singing Gorn. Thankfully, our heroes were rescued today by series of lucky events.

After a hundred and twelve grueling sets, Gorn was forced to give up the microphone to the next singer at Open Mic Night. But the next singer turned out to be no singer at all, but instead a superhero-to-be: Prototype 401k Man!

Prototype felt the urge, as he often does, to tell the crowd about the benefits of saving for retirement. As it often happens in office conference rooms across the country, everyone in attendance fell into a deep sleep.

Fake Gold Spidey was the first to awaken. "JP1000," he said groggily to his sleeping friend, "wake up."

Seeing him awaken, Protype approached. "What a beautiful paint job you have," Prototype said. "Please tell me how you got to be painted so colorfully!"

Fake Gold Spidey looked at him. "I'll tell you on two conditions. First, you help me get my friend, JP1000, out of here. And two, you never, ever tell me about my retirement options again."

Prototype beamed, "That's a deal!"