Fun With High Voltage

The Minimate Institute of Research (M.I.R.) announced failure today with their most recent experiment trying to make minimates conduct electricity. Dr. Bruce Banner described the situation, “We attempted to run a high voltage current through our test subject, JP1000. Dr. Reed and I had postulated that the subject would provide a unique, high capacity conduit for raw electric voltage. Unfortunately, it appears the minimate is a substandard conductor.” Rather than allow the current to flow unobstructed, the doctors explained, it appears that JP1000 merely screamed in abject pain and suffering for seven straight hours.