Wednesday, November 23, 2005

M.I.R. Discovery - Minimates Float!


On the heels of their most recent discovery, the Minimate Institute of Research (M.I.R.) discovered a shocking new property today – Minimates float! Dr. Reed Richards, lead scientist for the experiment explains, “While calculating the distribution of H2O in relation to the estimated density of our subject, we stumbled upon a yet un-hypothesized property. We found a displacement of certain molecules … oh, in English? … Ummm, ok. Let me think … I guess we figured out JP1000 floats after we dropped him in water.” Dr. Richards continued to explain that the scientific team had not anticipated what would have happened if JP1000 sunk. He embarrassingly conceded that JP1000 probably would have drowned.

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