Minimate Institute of Research

Dr. Bruce Banner, one of the leading researchers at the Minimate Institute of Research, made a stunning find today about the nature of Minimates. The discovery definitively proves that Minimates weigh less than one pound. Banner explains, “Dr. Richards and I created JP1000 to test all of the properties of Minimate-ivity. Once we ascertain the precise composition of Minimates, I will be able to bombard JP1000 with heavy doses of anti-Gamma rays. I am hopeful this leads me to a final resolution.” Dr. Banner became vague and mumbled when asked exactly what the final resolution was that he sought.