Captain America Scammed On Ebay

Captain America was scammed today after attempting to purchase a rare Gold Spiderman Minimate on the popular auction website Ebay. “He looked so real,” sobbed a broken-hearted Captain America, “All I wanted was a good loyal side-kick.”

Friends were on hand to console the grief stricken Captain America. “He has been lonely ever since Bucky died. Now he lost fifteen hundred bucks on this fake Gold Spidey,” explained Batman. “It just isn’t right.”

“Never, ever, ever trust the ebayer named redskull,” cried Captain America.